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Welcome to Bizland News - Edition 22
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Sept / Oct 2003 |
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Okay I admit, I have been tardy in sending off the latest edition of Bizland News, but forgive me! I am now seven months pregnant, eight weeks to go, and boy is it starting to hit me! Got all the usual - aching back, cramping legs, and sleepless nights... getting comfortable with this enormous tummy is not the easiest of things! It's hard to believe how fast the time has gone - the building is nearly over (thank goodness - we are currently living in our dining-room!), so hopefully in the next couple of weeks we will be in our brand new bedroom and decorating the nursery! And so heralds the last official Bizland News - I am going on maternity leave at the end of November for four months, after which I will be contracting to Saratoga, working from home. I am sure I will be popping by, sending the odd announcement when I get back, and of course you will be getting pictures of the baby when she is born! But don't worry, I don't plan on bombarding your inbox with weekly updates of her every milestone! Otherwise I will see how things go being a new mom, and if I have time I will definitely make efforts to resurrect Bizland News in 2004! |
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Feature Article: Understanding
the Tax System
This went around via email some time ago - forgive
me if you have seen it but it's worth a look if you haven't!
Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this.
The first four men -- the poorest -- would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1, the sixth would pay $3, the seventh $7, the eighth $12, the ninth $18, and the tenth man -- the richest -- would pay $59. That's what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement -- until one day, the owner threw them a curve (in tax language a tax cut). "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20."
So now dinner for the ten only cost $80.00.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six -- the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his "fair share?" The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, Then the fifth man and The sixth man would end up being PAID to eat their meal. So the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. And so the fifth man now paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of his earlier $59.
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man, pointing to the tenth. "But he got $7!". "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man, "I only saved a dollar, too, ........It's unfair that he got seven times more than me!". "That's true!" shouted the seventh man," why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!". Wait a minute,"yelled the first four men in unison, "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn't show up for dinner (or, in the real world, he took his business out of the country), so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered, a little late what was very important. They were FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS short of paying the bill!
Imagine that!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college instructors, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore. Where would that leave the rest? Unfortunately, most taxing authorities anywhere cannot seem to grasp this rather straightforward logic!
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In Brief: Taxation and Vat
by Andrew Patricio
of smallbusinessonline.
In South Africa, every individual person of any age, every partner in a partnership and every CC or company, which earns income, is liable to pay tax. Find out more about calculations, deductions and claiming back. Click here to read on.
For all your technical support (PC supply, maintenance and upgrades; networking; data recovery; virus protection; ADSL; etc.), see www.bitwise.com.
Gauteng Seminar - The internationally accredited USB Executive Development Ltd (USB-ED), the executive education company within the University of Stellenbosch Business School (USB), is presenting a two-day seminar on Women as Leaders Achieving with People. This programme will take place in Gauteng from Thursday 20 to Friday 21 November 2003. For more information contact Sylvia Willemburg on (021) 918-4344, email sylviaw@usb-ed.com or Fatimah Boltman on telephone (021) 918-4222, email fatimah.boltman@usb-ed.com.
International Classical Music Festival - This will be taking place from the 3rd until the 17th of November, featuring a host of international and local artists. See www.icmf.co.za for more information. Website proudly sponsored by Saratoga Software.
Congratulations to Allen Ambor of the Spur Corporation for his nomination for the Ernst & Young World Entrepreneur Awards 2003. The winner will be announced on 3 November - we will be holding thumbs!
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Announcing a New JHB Venture: Toot-n-Scoot
Andre Nel (South African Cricketer) getting arrested in Australia for drinking and driving and the high Easter Road death toll, has highlighted what we all know has been going on for a long time in South Africa. People think it is totally acceptable to get into their car and drive after they have had a few drinks. Ill bet he even thought he was completely sober! The problem for him is that he has grown up in an environment where getting into your car drunk, is a way of life in fact it would probably rate far ahead of soccer and cricket as a national sport!
Help is on hand though a new business aptly called Toot-n-Scoot is offering a service where you can drink to your hearts content, and then be driven home at the end of the evening. Toot-n-Scoot Managing Director, Adrian Bradley explains - All you do when you are ready to go home, is phone the call centre and a driver is dispatched to drive you home in your own car! The novelty of the concept is that the driver arrives at your car on a motorbike, which collapses and fits into the boot of your car. After you have been dropped off at home, he merely takes his motorbike out of your boot, and rides off to fetch the next person requesting the service.
Bradley says that response to the service has been phenomenal "We started offering the service at corporate functions, and the response from individuals prompted us to set up a call centre with drivers available 24 hours, 7 days a week. People also kept asking for a bus to take people around so we have added a BoozeBus to our offering this is a dedicated driver and bus that picks you up, takes you anywhere you want to go, and drops you off at home at the end of the evening."
The service is also receiving a lot of interest from corporates. Companies cannot quantify the intellectual capital cost of losing a staff member, and the bad publicity received if a senior staff member or director is arrested for drinking and driving easily justifies the use of the service. Bradley says: "The corporate world revolves around entertaining, and Toot-n-Scoot is now an easy way for a company to act in a socially responsible manner, while also ensuring that key staff members never end up giving the company a bad name."
The business currently only operates in greater Johannesburg, but is looking to expand to the rest of the country as fast as possible. Bradley again comments: "The calls have been coming in from all over the country last weekend we had a call from Cape Town to drive someone home from a wedding! The concept is easy to franchise, and so we are actively looking at this. We only see demand increasing with the introduction of the new Drivers License points system towards the end of the year."
Toot-n-Scoot is changing the way people are thinking about drinking and driving. Graeme Reynolds MD of Dozer Parts says: "I no longer have to worry about my staff we now have a service available to them should they feel they have overindulged while entertaining clients. We are a fun company, where everyone works hard and plays hard. I cant afford to lose any of my staff, even for a day, so as soon as I heard about Toot-n-Scoot I signed us up. There is no question that this is now the most valuable service that we have available."
All
enquiries or bookings can be made on the national call centre number: 082
239 4668.
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Murphy
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